Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
by Anonymous / 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
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sounds like you got yourself a keeper there.
#2 - On 01/22/2011 at 7:36pm by rawrkittehpwnage
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You have a slut as a girlfriend, time to break up
#21 - On 01/22/2011 at 8:33pm by AlexBuda
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