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Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5072) - you deserved it (35868)

On 01/22/2011 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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At least you'll remember it forever.

#2 - On 01/22/2011 at 10:19am by TaylorTotsYumm

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Last time I was involved in a confrontation with a deer, it ended up with a 12 gauge slug to the face. Then, to really add insult to injury, I ate him.

#10 - On 01/22/2011 at 10:28am by FYLDeep

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