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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24719) - you deserved it (4252)

On 01/22/2011 at 12:36am - misc - by GuillermoCJ - Mexico (Baja California)

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tell them their shower attacked your pants! and you're thinking of pressing charges.

#1 - On 01/22/2011 at 6:17am by stitch_book

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Go meet them wearing no pants. They probably want to know what you're packing that could make them grandparents.

#21 - On 01/22/2011 at 8:54am by perdix

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