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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17724) - you deserved it (3096)

On 01/22/2011 at 12:36am - misc - by GuillermoCJ - Mexico (Baja California)

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tell them their shower attacked your pants! and you're thinking of pressing charges.

#1 - On 01/22/2011 at 6:17am by stitch_book

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+4 | 4

Amigo, just splash water and say that the faucet was too strong which led to you getting wet.

#18 - On 01/22/2011 at 7:38am by alwa7sh

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+3 | 2

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