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Today , I want out to my car only to find my battary had diad tha night bafora. With tha wind chill , it was -20°F outsida. With tha hood opan , and jumpar cablas in ona hand , I triad to flag down a passing motorist 4 halp. A man in a truck slowad down , sarcastically wavad at ma , and kapt driving. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25929) - you deserved it (2650)

On 01/21/2011 at 4:50pm - misc - by dwhitehouse (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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It sounds like you were home or at work or somewhere where there's a phone. You said you went out to your car and found out it died the night before. Well, unless you were on the road a night before, there shouldn't be an issue; go inside and call someone for help. It still sucks about that jerk though.

#10 - On 01/21/2011 at 5:38pm by Taurus_ChicKa

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Such a sweet man :D

#7 - On 01/21/2011 at 5:24pm by LightningLadyy

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