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Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML

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On 01/20/2011 at 2:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Just because they're deaf doesn't mean they need to block the damn aisle. I don't know how they expected you to guess they couldn't hear you.

#19 - On 01/20/2011 at 5:34pm by aback

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You could have tapped on her shoulder. Just shoving past someone is very rude.

#9 - On 01/20/2011 at 5:06pm by deOrca

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