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Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML


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On 01/15/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Sachsen)

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Get off at the first stop. Cross the platform. Get on the first train going in the opposite direction. Get off at your original stop.

#3 - On 01/15/2011 at 10:37am by Zebidee

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If you were the only person who didn't hear your teacher say it, how do you know what she said?

#4 - On 01/15/2011 at 10:38am by Lord_of_0

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