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Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20189) - you deserved it (2432)

On 01/14/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by hoops (woman) - United States (California)

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You have no right to complain if you didn't tell them to shut the fuck up.

If you did tell them, you have no right to complain because you didn't threaten to kill them.

If you did threaten them, you have no right to complain if you didn't go through with it because you're a spineless twit.

#23 - On 01/14/2011 at 10:31pm by DocBastard

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tell them to take their party elsewhere

#18 - On 01/14/2011 at 8:52pm by momo1972

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