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Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23690) - you deserved it (2720)

On 01/14/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by hoops (woman) - United States (California)

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OP, If I were you I would've told them to shut the fuck up or move out especially since it seems that you're the only one that's working. If you are the only one that has a job anyway. Just saying.

#13 - On 01/14/2011 at 8:29pm by strawberrydreams

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tell them to take their party elsewhere

#18 - On 01/14/2011 at 8:52pm by momo1972

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