Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML

#14578996
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20176) - you deserved it (2431)

On 01/14/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by hoops (woman) - United States (California)

Top comments

You have no right to complain if you didn't tell them to shut the fuck up.

If you did tell them, you have no right to complain because you didn't threaten to kill them.

If you did threaten them, you have no right to complain if you didn't go through with it because you're a spineless twit.

#23 - On 01/14/2011 at 10:31pm by DocBastard

See in context

tell them to take their party elsewhere

#18 - On 01/14/2011 at 8:52pm by momo1972

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #2: In slow-moving hell
  • It was once a dream, now it’s come true. We’re at the place that was allocated months ago for preprogrammed, enforced holiday fun time. We’ve put on some cargo shorts, slipped on some of those…

Wednesday 13 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: