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Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML
You have no right to complain if you didn't tell them to shut the fuck up.
If you did tell them, you have no right to complain because you didn't threaten to kill them.
If you did threaten them, you have no right to complain if you didn't go through with it because you're a spineless twit.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014