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Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML
Kid's lucky you're not one of those who wake up swinging. Buy her something nice and give her a big hug as an apology.
You never know if she was trying to sneak attack you. I salute you for being on your guard even in the midst of sleep!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 4 September 2015