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Today, my window got busted and won't shut properly. I live in a college dorm room and maintenance says they can't fix it for a couple of days. It's below freezing in my dorm and I can see my breath while trying sleep. FML
that's because you're trying to sleep wrong. close your eyes when you sleep.
1. Kill everyone from maintenance.
2. Skin them and sew them into a warm blanket.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 1 May 2015