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Today, my window got busted and won't shut properly. I live in a college dorm room and maintenance says they can't fix it for a couple of days. It's below freezing in my dorm and I can see my breath while trying sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28143) - you deserved it (2455)

On 01/13/2011 at 1:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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that's because you're trying to sleep wrong. close your eyes when you sleep.

#3 - On 01/13/2011 at 6:02am by marinus

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1. Kill everyone from maintenance.
2. Skin them and sew them into a warm blanket.
Problem solved.

#12 - On 01/13/2011 at 6:12am by macskapingvin

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