Please stop

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML
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NitroTonicsFML 4

Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.

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IneffableLullaby 13

It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

teach it to poo on a picture of him then go and release it in his house so it poos all over him. mwahahaha I know I'm a genius.

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48Connor 10

bring the bird out back, close the door and listen to some loud music

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NitroTonicsFML 4

Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.

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BleakAsFcuk 0

I feel as though this may need a side of something, it seems a bit bland.

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ZeeBest86 6

18, you're just loving everyone today, do you have daddy issues??

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Teach it ( boyfriends name) is a douchebag. That would be a little better right?

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FYLDeep 25

Til she gets a new boyfriend and it keeps calling him a douche-bag.

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MrsLender_fml 3

In soviet russia, boyfriend's name repeats parrot!

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vegan_muffin 5

That's what I was thinking, too! "boyfriend" "douchebag" "boyfriend" "douchebag" it's a constant reminder of why he's gone.

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IneffableLullaby 13

It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(

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Buchitoo 4

KILL IT!!!! lol j/k. Sucks for you OP.

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chelle_starlight 0

aflockalypse

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unidentified_sta 5

I normally would ask "what?", but it seems I'd be wasting my time seeking answers in this case.

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maybaybe 0

Damn that would be so annoying. I feel sorry for you, OP :(

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