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Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28934) - you deserved it (4709)

On 01/12/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.

#2 - On 01/13/2011 at 3:08am by NitroTonicsFML

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It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(

#6 - On 01/13/2011 at 3:13am by IneffableLullaby

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