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Today, I was watching 24 and realized that Jack Bauer had gotten more action in 5 hours than I had in 5 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21346) - you deserved it (5271)

On 02/08/2009 at 2:39am - misc - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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You have to remember that actors have a certain persona and in no way reflect how they are as a person. So even though Jack Bauer gets "more action" than you, it probably isn't the way he acts in person. So just remember movies/shows = fake.

#4 - On 02/08/2009 at 5:38pm by NofolkDude

See in context

+3 | 2

well jack bauer is...FREAKIN JACK BAUER

#21 - On 02/09/2010 at 8:55pm by LforLove

See in context

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