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Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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Looks like you need to find a new friend and kill off your old one. FYL.

#2 - On 01/09/2011 at 6:22am by Showmehowtolive

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I think that pantsing shit is immature n considered serious bullying. I would never do that to someone and couldn't be friends with someone who could. you need to get a new friend. it's a problem for the person who gets pantsed and for innocent bystanders who don't want to see that.

#10 - On 01/09/2011 at 6:37am by at1325

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