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Today, it was opening night for the play where I was, for the first time ever, one of the leads. I went on stage with a loud and energetic entrance. I came in two scenes early. FML

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On 01/04/2011 at 10:15pm - misc - by theatreluver (woman) - United States

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Explains why you were never one of the leads before.

#2 - On 01/05/2011 at 3:14am by squirell_AIDS69

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A+ for enthusiasm.

#5 - On 01/05/2011 at 3:17am by schwancy

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