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Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40267) - you deserved it (9912)

On 04/29/2009 at 12:52am - misc - by broomrape (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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gerbil + cage = good

#2 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:23am by wantmenot

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and...why did you not think, "where the fuck is my gerbil?"

#5 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:34am by ChickenAndRiceUK

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