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Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML

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On 01/03/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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#1 - On 01/03/2011 at 5:07pm by Nyehmaster

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That must have been extremely unpleasant. Eww. FYL, OP.

#3 - On 01/03/2011 at 5:13pm by Kua_Mei

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