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Today, I am pregnant, sober, designated driver, and puke cleaner. Yay for the New Year! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25246) - you deserved it (6856)

On 01/01/2011 at 1:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Well, the pregnant -> sober -> designated driver, but you should be clever enough to convince your baby daddy that you can't be the puke cleaner. Tell him he has to clean up his own puke or HIS CHILD WILL DIE! Give him some jibber-jabber about toxoplasmosis -- he'll be too drunk to look at Wikipedia.

#6 - On 01/01/2011 at 10:10am by perdix

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well if your pregnant you shouldn't be drinkin anyway. and if your the sober one it only makes sense to be the DD. the only FMLish part is the opuke cleaner.

#10 - On 01/01/2011 at 10:13am by CaptainPat

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