Submit your FML story

• - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
• - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
• - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.

Top comments

well if your pregnant you shouldn't be drinkin anyway. and if your the sober one it only makes sense to be the DD. the only FMLish part is the opuke cleaner.

+11

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that OP isn't complaining about being sober in general, but rather about being sober in a crowd of drunk people. Drunk people are fine when you're drunk, but when you're sober, drunk people seem a lot more obnoxious, but OP is pregnant, and can't get drunk. Personally, I'd rather sit at home alone, than go out and be the only sober person in a room full of people.

OP shouldn't be complaining about the designated driver bit, though. If you can't drink, and you're going out with who are getting drunk, it's sort of an unspoken agreement.

+8 | 4

Comments

Comments

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!