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Today, I am pregnant, sober, designated driver, and puke cleaner. Yay for the New Year! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17653) - you deserved it (5148)

On 01/01/2011 at 1:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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