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Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12549) - you deserved it (31342)

On 12/31/2010 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Might have been a better idea to wait until you were actually moved out to open your mouth. YDI

#3 - On 12/31/2010 at 10:14am by crystal_james

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Well that was clever wasnt it?

#1 - On 12/31/2010 at 10:10am by BonyorBobby

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