Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
South Africa
Rip it up
Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML
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Ninjafriends 1
When I read these types of FML's, I really wonder why some people find it so hard to hold in a fart. Is your ass that loose that when you shift you let out a gust of wind?
ilovelife_01 0
LOL! You should had looked around to see who did it. Lol..
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iwabo 9
everyone farts. nbd.
fakeaccountX 6
I bet he was aghast.
RedPillSucks 33
Bwha ha hah ah ha ha
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
GASP!!!
gabsta 3
everyone farts, just not in public.. expecially women. hahaha
crabbyabby718 0
you should have given him a creepy smile after that lol
crabbyabby718 0
you should have given him a creepy smile after that lol
crabbyabby718 0
you should have given him a creepy smile after that lol
sucknuts69 0
was it a queef?
TheImaginarySong 16
It's just a big deal for women in public.
dawson203 0
well did he say "nice"?
tyhod123 4
haha!
ilovelife_01 0
LOL! You should had looked around to see who did it. Lol..
Doortje 30
The guy was right in front of her. Looking around and pretending it was someone else would only make her look even more stupid.
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe she could say it was an echo? Trains are pretty noisy, after all.
Ninjafriends 1
When I read these types of FML's, I really wonder why some people find it so hard to hold in a fart. Is your ass that loose that when you shift you let out a gust of wind?
hadi_brown 0
LOOL true same here bro
sweetcheeksjvl 0
that's what happens to "anal" people
kaylaroxxurmom 0
hahaha almost farted when I read this, jk
Doortje 30
Maybe he liked it, and started wafting the smell towards him?
FYLDeep 26
Something you would do?
Doortje 30
Nah, something some anonymous dude from Canada had to witness.
QueenPersephone 9
It's okay 11, I got it even if no one else does.
number0 8
LOL good reference to the other FML, #11
sillystyle420 5
So it smelled like onions?
vatt 0
lol I agree with #4 but when you hold it in it comes out louder and it is natural to fart if you don't you will die
angela3222 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Cates500 0
Wow is all I have to say
16rrpass 0
U r hot!
blasfmer 0
Least it wasnt a shart you let out
Gordy3434 0
very true.
zcknight 0
Lol
tchuca 0
lolz
krystal2424 0
that's so gross.. you should have looked discusted and looked ppl near you so he wouldn't think you just farted... duh. not that hard. lol
iVereor 0
Smart blonde ;P
Klond1ke 0
lol