Embarrassing, Farts and Transportation: Rip it up - FML

Rip it up

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML

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Ninjafriends 1

Tuesday 28 December 2010 19:00

When I read these types of FML's, I really wonder why some people find it so hard to hold in a fart. Is your ass that loose that when you shift you let out a gust of wind?

ilovelife_01 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 18:59

LOL! You should had looked around to see who did it. Lol..

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SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 8 May 2012 2:12

Words cannot not describe how much you failed.....

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Wednesday 11 July 2012 7:27

That... really sucks.

MrItalia 18

Tuesday 9 October 2012 13:10

I'd just laugh, not care really... Unless it smelled real bad lol

hoffmanam 13

Sunday 3 March 2013 21:45

that's hot

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