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Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33449) - you deserved it (2725)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:32am - misc - by lk26 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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An entire city hit your car? FYL indeed!

#9 - On 04/24/2009 at 3:43am by christopherlove

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i live in chicago and i got so many bullshit tickets about no parking signs that were completely bogus that i had to make a "ticket contestation template". i think i got like 7 tickets and contested all of them and won. those parking people must make a commission or something...

#10 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:33am by josh60637

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