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Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23789) - you deserved it (1689)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:32am - misc - by lk26 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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An entire city hit your car? FYL indeed!

#9 - On 04/24/2009 at 3:43am by christopherlove

See in context

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My car wasn't in the wrong place. I had just exceeded the time limit. Try again.

#5 - On 02/15/2009 at 8:35pm by lk26

See in context

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