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Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26882) - you deserved it (4645)

On 12/23/2010 at 2:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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You were to eager give them some space huh...

#1 - On 12/23/2010 at 6:16am by iLucid

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Now start throwing rotten food at them like the old guy did on 1000 Ways to Die.

#5 - On 12/23/2010 at 6:24am by KingDingALing

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