Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

by me / 12/19/2010 at 9:26pm / Bulgaria / Miscellaneous

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  • Go hunt them down to retrieve your keys. They might reward your tenacity with a threesome.

    #19 - On 12/20/2010 at 3:36am by perdix

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  • bet now you are wishing you'd put down the sex doll and helped your roommate. now you and blow up barbie are stuck all alone for two days without keys. guess your plan worked out in the end. sweet deal

    #16 - On 12/20/2010 at 3:31am by grandpaearthling

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