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Today, I put my old kitchen table at the end of my driveway with a free sign on it. Later, I saw my neighbor drag it to his yard with a $50 for sale sign on it. It's now gone. FML


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On 12/19/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by synyster505 - United States (Minnesota)

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so what ? u gave it for free ur neighbor took it and sell it

#1 - On 12/19/2010 at 6:31am by FMASS

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OP, don't complain. You said free, what else do you expect? Once someone takes it, they're allowed to do whatever they want with it.

#2 - On 12/19/2010 at 6:33am by gooBUZZ

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