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Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25440) - you deserved it (9335)

On 12/11/2010 at 2:40am - misc - by immunizations - Canada (British Columbia)

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never leave a note. never let them find you.

#8 - On 12/11/2010 at 1:59pm by ThatLooksSticky

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You should've parked somewhere else!

#9 - On 12/11/2010 at 1:59pm by TerrorDollie

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