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Today, I found out that even if you have to go really bad, never burst into a bathroom stall assuming that it's vacant because you don't see any legs underneath. There might be a child in there, who will scream, and whose mother will burst in and start screaming at you for being a "pedo." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25852) - you deserved it (5596)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Even kid could lock the door. No?

#5 - On 12/09/2010 at 3:11am by Arseniy

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haha! x)
stupid kid should of locked the door! & you shouldn't just burst doors open lol!

#9 - On 12/09/2010 at 3:15am by kkutting

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