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Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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On 12/06/2010 at 11:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Doesn't look like the bus will be running out of gas any time soon.

#3 - On 12/07/2010 at 3:04am by DrAwesome

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And he didn't offer you a sniff? How rude!

#21 - On 12/07/2010 at 3:16am by Doortje

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