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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By Lor - 09/10/2019 06:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a woman got on the bus wearing extremely strong perfume and sat in the seat in front of me. The gentleman I was sitting next to began violently sneezing, so much so that he eventually sneeze-vomited all over my lap and backpack. FML

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By methane overload - 19/01/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2018 13:00

Today, I was sitting a full bus when a man seated himself next to me. After a few moments, he looked at me and said, "I can smell your vagina, you must be ovulating." I don't know if he was hitting on me or what but I couldn't race out of there fast enough. FML

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DrAwesome 6

Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:04

Doesn't look like the bus will be running out of gas any time soon.

Doortje 29

Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:16

And he didn't offer you a sniff? How rude!

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iRichiq 3

Tuesday 7 December 2010 23:35

Disssssturbing..

semperfl 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 2:53

o ya sorry bout that...

PardonMyFrench 4

Wednesday 8 December 2010 6:25

He love you long time!

cheesecake19 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 8:04

lol

padma_yeshe_dawa 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 8:04

Sick and wrong!!! I'd have moved if I were you.

Tanner2969 1

Wednesday 8 December 2010 8:26

you should have farted a couple times then sniffed go "ahhhh" then walk away with a big smile

tiipsypiink09 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:42

Why didn't you tell the psycho to go let it out somewhere else?! I promise I wouldn't have let dude get away with that ugh eww!!

bhimz1 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:13

i bet he hates perfume stores

xXSushiBabieXx 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 20:42

Like everyone else said, gross!! Lmao.

animelovedoll 8

Saturday 11 December 2010 18:42

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I can't stop laughing! :D XDXDXDXD

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