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Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Congratulations, you're one of the biggest morons around here. That's quite a feat, considering the other contenders to the title.
Unless you meant you were smoking 'something else' and just said tobacco out of hypocrisy, you're really stupid to think it's illegal to smoke, especially in your own car!!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014