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Today, my friend sent me a link about a nine year old kid who wrote an iPhone app that gets 2000 downloads per week. I am a 28 year old software developer and have been failing to write an iPhone app for months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23257) - you deserved it (4296)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:06pm - misc - by dinosaur (man) - United States (Washington)

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That kid's dad helped his ass.

#4 - On 02/08/2009 at 11:21am by kvn

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i read about that kid. hes chinese. his dad didnt help, nor was he impressed. i quote: "Ding Wen is an above average boy with an interest in computers, especially Apple IIGS and Macs, likes to do programming, and that's it. Doodle Kids is an extremely simple program that can be done by anybody. Everybody can program - if Ding Wen can, so can you"

hear that?? "if Ding Wen can, so can you!"

#8 - On 02/09/2009 at 4:16am by rosemary

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