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Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26423) - you deserved it (6608)

On 11/28/2010 at 3:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!!!!

#2 - On 11/28/2010 at 10:28am by skull4k9

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lmfao just look around as if your trying to find who did it also ^_^

#13 - On 11/28/2010 at 10:38am by SweetDreamsx3

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