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Today, I wanted to try my mom's new lipstick. I opened it, baffled, examined it carefully. That's when it started to vibrate. Obviously, that wasn't a lipstick. FML


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On 11/24/2010 at 12:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

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"MOM! Your new lipstick tastes funny!"

#1 - On 11/24/2010 at 4:17pm by DocBastard

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"Mom, why does your lipstick taste like a vagina?"
"How do you know what a vagina tastes like?"
..Awkward silence..

#6 - On 11/24/2010 at 4:27pm by 6sick6

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