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Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26728) - you deserved it (2856)

On 11/23/2010 at 11:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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call me oldschool,but this is what I did when my dad told me to get out and get a job:
1. i moved out.
2.i got a job.

#12 - On 11/24/2010 at 3:19am by ihateIRAQ

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Geez, what crawled up his butt and died? Does he normally show support OP or does he not? If he doesn't then maybe you should have figured he'd respond this way?

Be proud you did so well! Go celebrate with your friends instead! Many congratulations! :D

#7 - On 11/24/2010 at 3:10am by satomi_ishida

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