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Today, I was doing photography, and decided to climb onto the roof of a building to photograph the city. I dropped a square of chocolate over the edge just to appreciate the height. Apparently somebody saw me, I was arrested and am now being charged for trespassing and firing missiles. FML

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On 11/17/2010 at 11:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

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...wtf? Seriously, darling...trespassing I understand. But firing missiles? What?

#1 - On 11/18/2010 at 3:05am by Mirorbo

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throwing a square of chocolate off a building lol maybe a red squirrel can eat some when it's low on health

#10 - On 11/18/2010 at 3:14am by JizzKhalifa

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