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Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML


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On 04/27/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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YDI... there is nothing more annoying than a girl who wears all her bfs clothes. They make girl clothes for a reason.

#5 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:36pm by everydayisFML

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it's cos of boobs. i used to always borrow my brother's shirts and he'd get mad cos i "put boobs" in them.

#6 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:37pm by jarofarts

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