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Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML


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On 11/16/2010 at 7:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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It's actually not a good idea, but in this case it's unfortunate.

Ps. They've invented these new things called pockets.

#4 - On 11/16/2010 at 10:09am by schwancy

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get a new mom.

#2 - On 11/16/2010 at 10:08am by TheySeeMeTrollin

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