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Today, a telemarketer found me so weird that he hung up on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17121) - you deserved it (6146)

On 11/16/2010 at 3:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Please share with us what you said and we can all use it!!!!

#10 - On 11/16/2010 at 10:12am by LittleMissNaught

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this isn't a fml. you should be proud! now tell us all what you said so we can say the same :)

#9 - On 11/16/2010 at 10:12am by pennies_lane

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