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Today, I was alone in my dorm room rehearsing comments to make in my writing class tomorrow. I grew up with a severe stutter, and rehearsing like this is one of the ways I keep my speech under control. What I didn't plan on was my roommate walking in. I think she now thinks I'm schizophrenic. FML

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there is a very simple solution to this.

when she walks in on you, pause and say:


'oh hi, i was just rehearsing for my class tomorrow'

if she lives with you she probably knows you have a stutter and she'll understand.

duh.

#11 - On 11/15/2010 at 3:27am by annetsplayground

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Tell her about it? Is it so hard for her to believe you have a stutter if you see her every day?

#4 - On 11/15/2010 at 3:21am by ideasrule

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