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Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24255) - you deserved it (7279)

On 11/12/2010 at 7:24pm - misc - by Username - United States

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I don't know if you're life is fucked because of it, but the girl was clearly overtracting. You get a FML from me.

#6 - On 11/12/2010 at 9:30pm by Stinkis

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wow and a simple no wouldn't have done. or maybe you just look creepy :)

#9 - On 11/12/2010 at 9:33pm by lilykat84

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