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Today, I woke up to fine new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," an continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus an I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. real FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27160) - you deserved it (3418)

On 11/10/2010 at 11:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina (Cordoba)

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tell her you love how she stares haha

#8 - On 11/10/2010 at 12:59pm by uridea

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that's super creepy!

#1 - On 11/10/2010 at 12:54pm by IPA

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