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Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21807) - you deserved it (2607)

On 11/10/2010 at 11:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina (Cordoba)

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I see a lesbian scene coming on..

#11 - On 11/10/2010 at 1:01pm by PiiMPiiN_DA_H03Z

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do something creepy back....stand by the bathroom door and say I love how you poop when she comes out

#23 - On 11/10/2010 at 1:19pm by yanna227

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