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Today, my mother keyed my car because I wouldn't invite her into my home and get her a cup of tea, so she could continue screaming that she was going to kill me while I tried to feed my 4 month old daughter. The last time I got her a cup of tea she threw it in my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36334) - you deserved it (2207)

On 11/10/2010 at 2:12am - misc - by crazyparents (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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your mother needs help.
mental hospital help.

#2 - On 11/10/2010 at 6:06am by KiwiLime

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crazy much....I think you should give her a sippy cup, plastic keys, and a nice padded room. I would definitely be pissed and she would be on her way to shady pines nursing home for an extended "vacation"

#6 - On 11/10/2010 at 6:14am by yanna227

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