Today, my family was talking about how people's hair goes gray when they get old. My grandma mentioned that she was initially attracted to my grandpa because of his red hair and was sad when it turned gray. "It's ok," she continued, "his pubic hair is still red." FML
I agree, your life sucks (50348) - you totally deserved it (1907)
On 04/27/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by ewwww (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
oh grossss. i bet you can't get that image out of your head now. fyl.
#2 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:15am by grazynaanka
Pubic hair doesn't turn gray? Well, I learned something new today.
#3 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:16am by CherishFlowers
this is exactly why i want to marry a redhead! ;)
it's a shame they're a dying breed. :(
still, probably not what you want to here. i agree, FYL lol
#5 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:19am by 21yearoldvirgin
Oh Nana! Too much information!
Ginger pubes are really creepy to me, just thinking about them on young people creeps me out, so Grandads Ginger Pubes is a really disturbing mental image.
yeah its cuz pubic hair is "androgenic" hair so it doesnt go through the same color changes as normal hair. hahaha im bein all scientific about it. redheads (girls) are pretty damn hot in my opinion however.
As a redheaded woman...
#5: Glad you you think so
#11: Thank you
OP: that must have been awkward, but try not to dwell on it.
Not only i learn something new today but I have a new FML.
#16 - On 04/27/2009 at 7:08am by JacktheBlack
#17 ily. And, I thought all pubic was the same color... I was wrong, you can have red pubic hair. WOW. That's actually really disturbing. I think your grandpa was more embarrassed than you, though. Haha.
#20 - On 04/27/2009 at 8:10am by lilacwords
wow #17 thats really funny (unless her grandpa is already sick and dyeing, or dies soon, cuz that would be an FLM is he died tomorrow)
#21 - On 04/27/2009 at 8:13am by mylifeisFML56
#20 - I dated a girl (briefly) who was natural strawberry blonde; her pubic pair was blonde (and sparse); she also happened to be naturally pale skinned.
Probably nothing you want to hear out of your grandma's mouth, but at least she got a sense of humor.
#23 - On 04/27/2009 at 8:35am by chillaxDude
Usually I'm easily disturbed by mental images like this, but this one made me laugh hysterically...thank you :´-)
LOL, I love all these stories about feisty older people. These grandparents rock, you guys! Be proud of them!
this is powerfully upsetting. although I like redheads.
#31 - On 04/27/2009 at 9:35am by yesbutnotyou
Holy cockdoodles thats gotta give bad nightmares i cant even look down at my crotch without gettin horrid images
#32 - On 04/27/2009 at 9:41am by Demonchild
So the carpet never changes color when you age, but the drapes do.. interesting.
As for grammy, at least she's gettin some. How YOU doin' on that front?
#33 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:42am by rukusrazor
Is it just me or have comments gotten dumber? Maybe the smart ones don't come in until around #50 or so.
#34 - On 04/27/2009 at 11:05am by dudewithface
That's so... gross.
Viagra should only be for young guys with ED. Don't give that shit to the old folks. :|
#38 - On 04/27/2009 at 11:46am by Victoria2103
ewww grosss
even i cant get that image out of my head =[
#39 - On 04/27/2009 at 11:55am by shan789mudge
Be thankful your grandma is comfortable and open around you, rather than treating you like a fragile child.
D: Not something you want to hear out of your grandma's mouth, though.
#44 - On 04/27/2009 at 1:51pm by Minstrels
Families are the worst when it comes to things like surgery and pubic hairs!
#48 - On 04/27/2009 at 2:12pm by warhorse57
There are certain things in life you really don't want to know.
This is one of them.
#54 - On 04/27/2009 at 4:39pm by HarborLights
all i can think of here is TMI!!! like who really ever needed to know that bit of information
#57 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:13pm by crazyaces89
OMG DID U HAVE 2 SAY THAT 62? (lol)
ugh imagining my red ass and i'm not even a ginger head!!!
almost imagined my grandparents naked but managed 2 stop that mental image...
This sounds like something I'd say to my grandkid. :D
Cheers to your grandma, this is not an FYL at all. You should feel proud to have such a forthright oldie as a relative.
Haha i agree with #35. I don't want this ice cream anymore.
#68 - On 04/27/2009 at 11:49pm by airplanefood
i agree with #66. i think ewwww is a bitch - old people should be able to express their sexuality (= pubes?) as much as anyone. our society doesn't like thinking of nudity because we're a bunch of obese fuglies.
#69 - On 04/27/2009 at 11:55pm by avikakol
the only thing i can think of is the red heads reading this, then putting down the food they're eating; since they know their disturbing future.
#70 - On 04/28/2009 at 1:12pm by kuhhrissayyxo
so the only hair that grays is the hair on your head?
#72 - On 04/28/2009 at 4:33pm by secretsxsecrets
Fml I just read that nasty stuff and my grandma was reading over my shoulder.
#80 - On 06/02/2009 at 3:49am by ashbash1223
That is definitly a thing that could scar you for a long time. Just forget about it. Hopefully, she won't repeat it.
#81 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:25pm by abbulldog1499
lmfao, these are some awesome comments. and gosh, seeing your grandpa's red pubes in your head must suck.
thats one of those moments when you just wanna take a blowtorch to your eyeballs.
#85 - On 10/25/2009 at 1:19pm by jazzmancarron
iomg the Same thing happened to me!!!! then the following night I heard her yelling bout there being fire on her lady parts
