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Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find out what I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks (6542) - you deserved it (16180)

On 11/09/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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