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Today, it was my mom's birthday. I decided to get her a Willow Tree statue of a woman fairy holding a heart. After dinner, I presented my gift. My mother asked me how much it was. I replied, $30. She threw me a dirty look, shoved the present in my direction, and told me to return it. FML


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On 04/26/2009 at 11:39pm - misc - by BbyDelight (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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What a bitch shoulda threw it at her. You didn't HAVE to get her shit.

#5 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:17am by robinhoood

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You should never ask how much a present costs; and if you are asked you should never say. It's just impolite. I feel sorry that your mother is so rude.

#6 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:18am by phobes

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