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Today, it was my mom's birthday. I decided to get her a Willow Tree statue of a woman fairy holding a heart. After dinner, I presented my gift. My mother asked me how much it was. I replied, $30. She threw me a dirty look, shoved the present in my direction, and told me to return it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40756) - you deserved it (6040)

On 04/26/2009 at 11:39pm - misc - by BbyDelight (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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