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Today, I got sentenced to 20 hours community service for having a boy in my room an hour after floor hours. If I don't do the community service, I could get kicked out of the dorm and put on probation at my college. We were breaking up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29764) - you deserved it (11023)

On 11/08/2010 at 3:43pm - misc - by pixie09 (woman) - United States (Washington)

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it's college they need to stop treating you like little kids.

#6 - On 11/08/2010 at 7:09pm by zmeilerr

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This fml confuses me :/
Why would a college be able to sentence you to community service?

#4 - On 11/08/2010 at 7:07pm by madasmercury

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