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Today, I was holding on to a shirt that I planned on buying, when an elderly man bumped into me. The shirt fell out of my hand, and slid just out the door. I went to the counter to explain what happened. Everyone accused me of trying to steal it anyway. FML


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On 11/07/2010 at 9:25pm - misc - by Telinaa (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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How close were you to the door with that shirt!

#8 - On 11/08/2010 at 2:46am by marinus

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A real ninja could have stolen the shirt no problem. Of course real ninjas aren't insecure enough to feel the need to declare that they are ninjas via shirt.

That old man was probably a ninja.

#23 - On 11/08/2010 at 3:45am by FYLDeep

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