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Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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On 11/06/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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A naked female playing with a air guitar is more fun then delivering packages. I bet they thought you package was delivering quite a show.

#2 - On 11/06/2010 at 7:13am by Juneyah1017

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Hahaha, didn't think about closing the curtains whilst you paraded around the house naked? Rookie mistake =P

#4 - On 11/06/2010 at 7:15am by Showmehowtolive

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