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Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22538) - you deserved it (8720)

On 11/02/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by StayPositive - United States (Maine)

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sounds like a hot mess

#1 - On 11/03/2010 at 4:06am by therevolution

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I'm going to automatically mark ydi on any fml that uses the word "apparently".

#9 - On 11/03/2010 at 4:20am by gozar

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