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Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9485) - you deserved it (36864)

On 11/01/2010 at 7:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

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so ur a male and a little girl told u out?! please don't say u were also on a date...

#6 - On 11/02/2010 at 4:06am by sweetdreams20

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OP, she's right.

#7 - On 11/02/2010 at 4:07am by unfortunate_13

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