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Today, I went to the library to pick up Romeo and Juliet, for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't find Shakespeare anywhere. Where could I find him?" She quickly replied "He's dead", giggled to herself, and went back to her work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20584) - you deserved it (7660)

On 10/26/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by skippy_liz (woman) - United States (Florida)

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isn't she just hilarious? o.o

#1 - On 10/26/2010 at 10:03am by habeeboburky94

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Lmfao nerd orgasm xD

#2 - On 10/26/2010 at 10:04am by jok3r_l3tal

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