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Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

I agree, your life sucks (2820) - you deserved it (26767)

On 10/23/2010 at 7:14pm - misc - by escortedout (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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