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Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML


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On 10/23/2010 at 7:14pm - misc - by escortedout (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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YDI- acting like a 12 year old does not stop other people from acting immature.

#4 - On 10/24/2010 at 3:19am by jagars

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What movie were you watching? The theater's surround sound must be pretty good if the background sound sounds so real and so close.

#1 - On 10/24/2010 at 3:13am by Mirorbo

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